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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

amy

That’s the answer he was looking for.

bri

I wish he said “lumpy.”

cait

It appears not.

eindra

Great Taken reference, but she sounds awful and I can’t pronounce her name.

frida

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

gracie

Jesus his bio must have been incredible…

hayley

I think she should be chill with that.

holly

Haha, he showed her!!!

isatou

And you are an asshole.

natalie

It just did.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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