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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

amy

That’s the answer he was looking for.

bri

I wish he said “lumpy.”

cait

It appears not.

eindra

Great Taken reference, but she sounds awful and I can’t pronounce her name.

frida

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

gracie

Jesus his bio must have been incredible…

hayley

I think she should be chill with that.

holly

Haha, he showed her!!!

isatou

And you are an asshole.

natalie

It just did.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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