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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 115

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

allison

Damn, Allison!

blake

I like to imagine this was the end of their conversation.

brittani

I’m pretty sure petroleum jelly counts as normal lube; it’s grape jelly you’re thinking of.

brooklyn

Mr. Owl, how many ass smacks does it take to get a girl to call you daddy?

court

Court clearly does not appreciate Step Brothers references. She’s going to have a hard time finding a millennial mate.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

daytona

This is the same as saying, “I’ve never seen your nether region, but I bet your vagina is huuuuge!!!”

demesha

That’s going to be his excuse for forgetting your name, too, which is way more confusing than it sounds. Think about it.

emily

There’s like 150 years between those two French events you’re referencing… What about the Napoleon years, dude?

emily1

Jinkies!

emma

Sending her the entire script of Bee Movie has a 47% better success rate than sending her One Direction lyrics. I’ve done the math.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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