Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 117

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ashley

Geology doesn’t rock.

butter

“I like butter” was Ted Cruz’s daughter Caroline’s first sentence. The More You Know.

chey

Don’t make assumptions, Cheyanne.

courtney

Shooters shoot.

elsie

If only she wasn’t a bot…

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

hannah

Welcome to 2016.

hayley

That’s called thinking on your feet.

ixy

He forgot to tell her to say it with a Latin flair.

josh

Shooters shoot (themselves in the foot sometimes).

katie

She just gave him her snapchat so he’d be able to show her his penis. What a time to be alive.

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