Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 118

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mercedes

I bet this guy won’t hit her G Wagon.

gabi

Check the date. This isn’t a Halloween thing; it’s just something this guy does. Respect.

coskun

If you aren’t adept at the reception of balls, Coskun DFWU.

eddie

Eddie, my man! Slang that D.

laura

1,000,000/10

megan

Titanic jokes? Check. Butt stuff? Awaiting response. Dream girl? See answer to “Butt stuff?”

pangea

As in, he’d like to completely dismember her and spread pieces of her body across the globe?

brandon

What’s more impressive, he was 8 years old at the time

cori

Can robots do drugs? We’re about to find out.

eric

Gonna have to fact check that one.

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