Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 118

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to


I bet this guy won’t hit her G Wagon.


Check the date. This isn’t a Halloween thing; it’s just something this guy does. Respect.


If you aren’t adept at the reception of balls, Coskun DFWU.


Eddie, my man! Slang that D.




Titanic jokes? Check. Butt stuff? Awaiting response. Dream girl? See answer to “Butt stuff?”


As in, he’d like to completely dismember her and spread pieces of her body across the globe?


What’s more impressive, he was 8 years old at the time


Can robots do drugs? We’re about to find out.


Gonna have to fact check that one.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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