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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 119

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

raechel

Raechel seems chill.

scoby

“YOU’VE GOT SOME NUDES TO SEND NOW”

des

This fucking guy’s luck is almost as good as Ray Slater’s.

heaven

Heaven(‘s vagina) is a place on Earth.

meg

That’s borderline Shakespearian.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

eunice

Ewe-niss. It’s really not that hard.

kay

Damn, MaKayla just big dicked this guy (big vagina’d this guy?) with that whole “I get a ton of texts from guys” declaration.

syd

This would’ve been funnier if that “(” was instead a “:(“

angela

A gorilla already got screwed. His name was Harambe.

sarah

It’s funny because you can’t tell if this guy is a Hillary or Trump supporter.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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