Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Show him how we do it here in the 21st century.
“… and that’s how I met your mother.”
At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside.
“Moustachio, come here! No, not you, Moustachio! Two chains.”
Have we moved from butt stuff to queefs?
Guess not. #BUTTSTUFF2014
He wants her to suck his Epi-penis.
He’s got her in the palm of his hand. A Poké ball should do.
He gets off on rejection.