Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 12

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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carrie

Show him how we do it here in the 21st century.

carson

“… and that’s how I met your mother.”

casey

At least he’s not shallow. He likes her for who she is on the inside.

chris

“Moustachio, come here! No, not you, Moustachio! Two chains.”

francisca

Have we moved from butt stuff to queefs?

lauren

Guess not. #BUTTSTUFF2014

nick

He wants her to suck his Epi-penis.

paige

He’s got her in the palm of his hand. A Poké ball should do.

samantha

He gets off on rejection.

zachary

D’awww.

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