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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 120

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alison

“Hey, you aren’t as attractive as I thought you were when I was drunk. Now will you let me have sex with you even though I know it’s probably against your religious beliefs?”

dith

Points for originality, deduction for lameness.

alli

This happens once every millennium.

kajsa

How did this lame shit work? Have higher standards, Tinderellas.

christ

Hate to break it to you, but he would not pick you over her. He was just saying that to get into your pants. Can you imagine that?!?

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

liz

This one happens maybe once a century.

carley

This guy told me that he doesn’t even have an iPhone. Savage.

mak

I don’t think confusion is why she didn’t respond.

ashley

I think the fact that you just told her you have a not great dick may hurt your chances.

kelly

Both sound like a good time.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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