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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 121

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

joe

I’m pretty sure that’s what she meant, dude.

alyssa

Great pivot.

aracely

Just because you’re a bot doesn’t mean you need to be an ignorant slut, Aracely.

bruno

Bruno is mysterious AF. Girls love that.

gabrielle

Don’t write checks you can’t cash, Gabby.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

gina

This Step Brothers reference seems innocent enough until you realize that she actually is a girl and that she sadly didn’t pick him over Stamos.

mackenzie

This is a chick asking a guy, for the record.

maurine

The funny thing is he didn’t even know she was a bot. That’s just how he flirts.

mina

Dude’s a ladykiller.

rowan

“Success!” – this bot operator, but in Macedonian.

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shelby

This is an all-timer.

stav

I feel like a girl would not be impressed with a 7’6″ guy sporting a 6-inch donger. I’m no expert in behemoth mens’ dongs, though; I’ve only seen like 2.

tea

Doubling down, I see.

tori

That’s dedication.

tori1

:(

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

amy

I don’t think they’re gonna work out.

carolina

Heh.

emily

Weird works.

jazmine

He was right.

susa

Well done.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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