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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 122

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ally

Her use of the word “people” kinda weirds me out here.

andi

Spectacular usage of Toy Story.

anne

Getting shit on by 2 sloths kind of sounds like a good day. You got to see 2 sloths!!!

lauren

At first, he was like “Cray-hola!” but now he’s all “Cray-adios.” This joke brought to you by me, Jared! Hope you liked it.

dorothee

Yes, because telling a girl she has fat cheeks is the way to her heart.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

jessica

He has a point.

mallie

That’s an oddly specific horoscope.

ana

This guy is a master of the hunt.

tory

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

jennie

Originality at 100.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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