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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 123

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alexis

DEAR GOD IT WORK… Oh.

austin

That’s a pretty good deal. Not gonna find that at a lot of places.

group

Girls love it when you let them know you care.

hailey

What a first date…

lelah

It’s like they’re already on the same page! I sense a spark.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lib

Potentially disastrous response if she has… like… cancer, or something.

maggie

Damn, Margaret!

oliv

We’re about to find out.

ted

#NAMEGAGS2016

cass

Beautiful.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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