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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 125

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alex

Classic fraternity name drop.

deang

If all toads were like her, there would be no toads.

emily

WARNING: Results not typical.

haley

Interesting technique.

nieve

Bet she hasn’t heard that one yet.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

pandora

I find it hard to believe she is a female named Pandora on Tinder and hasn’t heard a Pandora’s box joke.

sarah

They’re both shrewd negotiators.

brent

I Googled it. Checks out.

cassandra

* Hits Staples button* That was easy.

darr

No clue where Darrell went with this.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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