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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 127

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alyssa

Oh snap!

emily

That’s nice of him.

jared

This is not me, for the record.

summer

Rookie move. You’ve gotta have a contin(der)gency plan.

tim

At least he’s self aware.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

bailey

DAMN BAILEY!

diana

BITCH!

eliza

Oh come on man!

hannah

Legendary.

kobey

A bro watching soft porn with his bros is a bro you wanna know.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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