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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 128

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ann

Gotta fuel up with that taco before the big show.

jack

She drives a hard bargain.

goose

Too easy.

kre

#NAMEGAGS2017

sage

Struck out swinging.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alyssa

This man has a way with words.

blythe

There must not be one; I can’t find it.

kiana

Great, now I want a toaster strudel (not from this guy, though).

lydia

I’m sure this ended well for our dude.

lynsey

How.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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