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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 129

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lily

If he added the “please?,” that’s an improvement at least.

emmie

And It’s Always Sunny still hasn’t grabbed one yet? Disgraceful.

gabi

Guess not.

izzy

Izzy is kinky.

honey

This made me laugh for some reason.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

kristen

Fucking awful.

annabel

BOOOOOOOOO!

cass

That escalated quickly.

nicole

Jeep dudes have it so easy.

er

That could go one of two ways… both of them being bad.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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