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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 13

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alejandro

It’s the only logical explanation.

cat

He’s setting himself up for a fancy feast, if you cat my drift.

haley

I can’t be the only one who wants to know.

jason

He’s like a fucked-up version of the Nesquick bunny.

jessica

#BUTTSTUFF2014 has just been taken to new heights.

jj

Beautiful and concise. Well done, JJ.

jourdan

Interesting dynamic going on here. Who’s walking who?

kendall

Doesn’t Kendall know that someone needs to stop the Catholic girls from starting so late?

lizzie

I heard this was no accident. His parakeet always hated him.

math

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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