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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 130

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

berry

Tough luck.

randi

Pretty sure she actually counts as a random if you’re meeting her on Tinder.

liz

Now and her face, it seems.

steph

It doesn’t have to be, Steph.

carlie

It would seem so.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

drew

I feel like I’m watching you drown, Drew.

eva

That’s wildly impressive if true.

meghan

Sheesh…

tom

Swing and a miss, Thomas.

alyssa

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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