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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 131

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

cohen

Cohen’s back and better than ever!

kiara

He’s nothing if not consistent.

her

So she totally banged another guy from his hometown.

jack

Smothering you in her tits.

jordan

Agreed.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nanme

It must’ve been a relatively dark storage closet.

elle

If you have to ask whether or not you’re in, odds are you aren’t in.

will

William did not play this right.

kev

HOW BOW DAH

caroline

Strong opener.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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