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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 132

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

will

That’s dedication.

abby

I’m a philanthropist through and through.

hannah

Guess not.

harp

Just terrible. All around terrible.

syd

Sorry for the reminder, Falcons fans.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

vince

I wonder if that’s a deal breaker.

priyanka

“Ouch.” – me reading this and also Priyanka’s sister when her appendix burst

teena

Sure; let’s go with that.

allyssa

It’s a date!

That doesn't really sound like a fair deal.

That doesn’t really sound like a fair deal.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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