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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 133

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

mallory

Not bad.

peyton

It’s like she read his mind.

emma

This guy!!!

sommer

(He’s referring to his penis)

alicia

This isn’t going well.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

courtney

Ball’s in your court, Court.

keegan

This dude sounds like a class act.

olivia

True.

talia

I think he redeemed himself.

eileen

I’m sure she’s never gotten that one before.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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