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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 134

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

abbie

If she’d kept reading past chocolate syrup, I’m not sure she would’ve been as down.

katie

Bios are important.

kaela

Yes.

cece

“Titays” is an A-Team word.

liz

You are forced to respect his dedication.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sbeth

He’s going for the double!

jas

BOOOOOOOOOO!

mike

You are forced to disrespect his dedication.

sami

He very obviously was.

alexis

LAAAAMEEEEEE!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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