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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 135

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sarah

Solid B- work.

julia

You done fucked up, son. You and Gronk could never be friends.

hamlet

That’s what the Shakespeare play’s about, right? A ham omelet?

bex

Works better, some might say.

caterina

Step Brothers quotes: the ultimate crutch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ali

Great TL;DR here.

katie

I love these two lovebirds.

ladan

#USA

danae

“FUCK YOU BITCH EAT SHIT COPS RULES!!!”

zeb

Chin up, Zeb.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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