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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 135

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sarah

Solid B- work.

julia

You done fucked up, son. You and Gronk could never be friends.

hamlet

That’s what the Shakespeare play’s about, right? A ham omelet?

bex

Works better, some might say.

caterina

Step Brothers quotes: the ultimate crutch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ali

Great TL;DR here.

katie

I love these two lovebirds.

ladan

#USA

danae

“FUCK YOU BITCH EAT SHIT COPS RULES!!!”

zeb

Chin up, Zeb.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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