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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 137

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

marissa

It’s fate.

britt

Damn, son. That’s some wizardry.

tara

Eh, it’s average.

hannah

This guy just missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

ruslana

ABORT. ABORT.

charity

Ba dum tss

cole

Gonna have to agree with her here.

valyn

Choking on a tortilla chip sounds miserable.

alex1

I’m sure that’s something she wanted to know.

adam

Not the answer he was hoping for.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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