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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 137

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

ariana

If we were staying in theme here, she’d say, “Yeah, the part of my brain that thinks of complaints.”

clark

3 strikes, dude.

liz

What a TWIST!

genesis

The nude testament. TFM.

natasha

That last one doesn’t seem to have anything to do with oral hea–OOOOOOHHHH.

alex

Who uses the term “minorities?”

aliyah

There’s a loaded question.

janna

#NAMEGAGS2017 lovers.

john

A+

sean

So. Many. Ls.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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