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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 139

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

sarah

I would’ve expected him to say “how about I do some on you.”

gabi

Hot AF.

katrina

“My skin isn’t all that’s milky” has to be his next line.

neinei

#NAMEGAGS2017

dak

Ayyy lmao

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

irene

He’s the first man to ever pick up a girl using the movie Me, Myself & Irene.

brea

Everyone on Tinder is.

sam

Hook, line, and sinker.

clarissa

I love the progression here.

haylee

What the fuck are you talking about dude

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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