Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
“They aren’t genital warts, they’re love bumps.” – This guy, probably.
Give Hans a chance.
Because who doesn’t want to have sex with a random drifter?
He had me at “slip n slide poo orgy.”
They’re made for each other.
I bet he’s right.
Sources tell us she might be down.
More #QUEEFSTUFF2014. It might be gaining traction.
Looks like disinterest is considered consent to this guy.