Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 14

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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“They aren’t genital warts, they’re love bumps.” – This guy, probably.

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Give Hans a chance.

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Because who doesn’t want to have sex with a random drifter?

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He had me at “slip n slide poo orgy.”

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They’re made for each other.


I bet he’s right.


Sources tell us she might be down.


More #QUEEFSTUFF2014. It might be gaining traction.


Looks like disinterest is considered consent to this guy.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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