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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 141

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

aaron

This is just sad.

allierin

Jesus Christ, guys. You thought that was going to work?

alyssa

Someone’s been watching too much Shark Tank.

dan

THAT’S how you get a response. Clever man.

jarett

Things aren’t looking good for Jarett. #BUTTSTUFF2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

julia

Don’t think it’s gonna happen for ya, my man.

kaitie

BURN!… I think? I don’t know.

kallisti

TL;DR

linoy

Spongebob references play.

mack

Bold.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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