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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 142

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

khaliun

Can someone translate that for me, please?

riley

Pandering to Crossfit lovers will work 10 times out of 10.

armanda

#NAMEGAGS2017

karolina

Jesus, dude… Ease up.

bailey

I bet.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

floor

Exemplary #NAMEGAGS2017 submission.

ireland

I liked the first one better, personally.

rachel

I don’t think she quite grasps the social magnitude of associating with this man.

ashley

Well done.

syd

There’s more than one way to skin a penguin.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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