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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 143

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alex

What a guy.

amber

Doubling down on Jurassic Park, eh?

ariel

#NAMEGAGS2017

avery

It doesn’t imply he eats ass; it implies he eats ash.

brittany

She’s a keeper.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

cameron

Never woulda seen that anagram. Next level shit.

elizabeth

Blessed be His name.

emma

That escalated quickly.

emma1

Shameless, both of you.

haley

That’s what that usually means.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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