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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 144

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

fayelyn

I wonder what that pic earned her.

alison

Damn that’s some sad shit.

dina

For maximum effect, he should’ve said, “Dina you fat lard come get some dina.”

sam

That does, indeed, sound like a bad time.

enya

“Who can say where the road goes…”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

jack

Very forward.

aidan

Fuck man that’s harsh.

mary

Damn people getting bodied today.

maya

Nothing to see here.

rachel dunja

I was wondering where he was going with that.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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