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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 147

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nicole

Are they?

jacqueline

How would that make her hair color look better exactly? Genuinely confused over here.

cassady

That can’t be good.

serra

Duh.

ari

Agreed.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

brenna

That’s a pretty fire line.

clara

Best trade deal in the history of trade deals.

aria

Ariaolae*

margarita

Girls love hearing that.

andrew

Gotta start calling peens “stingers” now.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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