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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 149

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

megan

Valid question.

brittany

Valid question.

danielle

She must really care about the plight of the common marsupial.

emma

He’s tryna turn her into a fidget spinner.

hazel

Love the sly own by her at the end.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

summer

Mullets pull.

charity

None taken, I’m sure.

ross

Sounds like the natural progression of things.

kayla

STRONG opener from Kayla.

luksamee

#NAMEGAGS2017

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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