Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If she wasn’t turned off by his uncontrollable sexual urges, I bet she was turned off by his possession of a box of razor blades.
I’m not sure what the purpose of a vag plug is, but I respect this guy’s confidence.
I think she’d be surprised by how much he likes anal.
This guy has it all: puns and a great side job.
I think this is what the song “Iris” is about.
I’m incredibly vain, so I had to include this one.
This one killed me. He never even makes a move.
Back by popular demand… #BUTTSTUFF2014
The two grunts really set the mood.