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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 15

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alicia

If she wasn’t turned off by his uncontrollable sexual urges, I bet she was turned off by his possession of a box of razor blades.

becky

I’m not sure what the purpose of a vag plug is, but I respect this guy’s confidence.

briana

D’aww!

brittanie

I think she’d be surprised by how much he likes anal.

cameron

This guy has it all: puns and a great side job.

chris

I think this is what the song “Iris” is about.

elaine

I’m incredibly vain, so I had to include this one.

emily

This one killed me. He never even makes a move.

jessica

Back by popular demand… #BUTTSTUFF2014

jordan

The two grunts really set the mood.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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