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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 15

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alicia

If she wasn’t turned off by his uncontrollable sexual urges, I bet she was turned off by his possession of a box of razor blades.

becky

I’m not sure what the purpose of a vag plug is, but I respect this guy’s confidence.

briana

D’aww!

brittanie

I think she’d be surprised by how much he likes anal.

cameron

This guy has it all: puns and a great side job.

chris

I think this is what the song “Iris” is about.

elaine

I’m incredibly vain, so I had to include this one.

emily

This one killed me. He never even makes a move.

jessica

Back by popular demand… #BUTTSTUFF2014

jordan

The two grunts really set the mood.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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