Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 16

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.




Only one way to find out…


Calling anything other than an affirmative response “changing the subject.” It’s a TFM.


A “thank you” would suffice, Danielle.


His pickup line sucks, I just put this in here because the dude’s name is Dingo. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.


Creative #BUTTSTUFF2014


That can’t be the response she was hoping for.


I think he dodged a bullet with this one. Dude should strap on his Adrenalines and run away as fast as possible.


He’s not Walter, but this #BUTTSTUFF2014 enthusiast is going to show her something white.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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