Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.
Only one way to find out…
Calling anything other than an affirmative response “changing the subject.” It’s a TFM.
A “thank you” would suffice, Danielle.
His pickup line sucks, I just put this in here because the dude’s name is Dingo. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.
That can’t be the response she was hoping for.
I think he dodged a bullet with this one. Dude should strap on his Adrenalines and run away as fast as possible.
He’s not Walter, but this #BUTTSTUFF2014 enthusiast is going to show her something white.