Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 16

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abigail

Yeah, Abigail. Applaud the floppy-scrotumed man’s courtship.

alondra

#BUTTSTUFF2014

breanna

Only one way to find out…

brian

Calling anything other than an affirmative response “changing the subject.” It’s a TFM.

danielle

A “thank you” would suffice, Danielle.

dingo

His pickup line sucks, I just put this in here because the dude’s name is Dingo. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.

erika

Creative #BUTTSTUFF2014

jessica

That can’t be the response she was hoping for.

julia

I think he dodged a bullet with this one. Dude should strap on his Adrenalines and run away as fast as possible.

kourtney

He’s not Walter, but this #BUTTSTUFF2014 enthusiast is going to show her something white.

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