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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 17

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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I GET IT!!!

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Incest is a biiigggg nein-nein.

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Who turns down a good, old-fashioned plowjob?

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I bet this guy kills the birthday party clown game.

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Build your own adventure.

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She seems genuinely flattered and I like it.

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It’s full of nutrients. I like where Phrank’s head’s at.

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He’s a clever creeper.

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Violet just got Tony Pajamas’d.

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Attila the Hun? More like Attila the HUNK!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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