Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 18

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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If he can shoot those things outta there, I heard the prison league softball team is looking for a new pitcher.






Man, this is a lot of #BUTTSTUFF2014


And now some dick lasagna to change the pace a little bit. That’s a complex metaphor.


Dumbledore would be proud #RIP


She said he could ask it. There’s nobody to blame here but herself.


#BUTTSTUFF2014 has gained some female followers and this is the proudest I have been since my gerbil graduated from obedience school.


If I was her, I’d wish all of them involved those things.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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