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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 19

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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aleena

This guy’s grandpa sounds like a hoot.

aleia

I agree with both of them.

becky

#BUTTSTUFF2014

dorie

“After an intensive crime scene investigation, it looks like Fido took his own life. We’re sorry for your loss.”

filip

Guess who’s got one unoccupied thumb and is jerking off right now… This guy!

french

Being referred to as an astonishingly lame personification of a sexual drought. It’s a TFM.

gabby

#BUTTSTUFF2014

jill

Jill’s a keeper.

joxafine

#BUTTSTUFF2014

kaci

Well? Can he?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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