Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 19

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Nice Move

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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aleena

This guy’s grandpa sounds like a hoot.

aleia

I agree with both of them.

becky

#BUTTSTUFF2014

dorie

“After an intensive crime scene investigation, it looks like Fido took his own life. We’re sorry for your loss.”

filip

Guess who’s got one unoccupied thumb and is jerking off right now… This guy!

french

Being referred to as an astonishingly lame personification of a sexual drought. It’s a TFM.

gabby

#BUTTSTUFF2014

jill

Jill’s a keeper.

joxafine

#BUTTSTUFF2014

kaci

Well? Can he?

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