Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
This guy’s grandpa sounds like a hoot.
I agree with both of them.
“After an intensive crime scene investigation, it looks like Fido took his own life. We’re sorry for your loss.”
Guess who’s got one unoccupied thumb and is jerking off right now… This guy!
Being referred to as an astonishingly lame personification of a sexual drought. It’s a TFM.
Jill’s a keeper.
Well? Can he?