Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 21


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

Dynamite dick. Classic.

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Solid pickup line right here.

Tinder Lines 10

It’d be a “Miracle” if this line worked. LOL!

Tinder Lines 12


Tinder Lines 13

That sounds painstakingly pleasurable.

Tinder Lines 14

There should be a “post-shag taco” option in Taco Bell’s new app.

Tinder Lines 15

Same thing as last year.

Tinder Lines 16

The winner of this batch.

Tinder Lines 17


Tinder Lines 18

I thought his reasoning was solid.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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