Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 22


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 6

Ecoboost. NF.

Tinder Lines 2

Girls love an emotional man.

Tinder Lines 4

“You’re a jizzer, Harry.”

Tinder Lines 9

Tia shouldn’t jump to conclusions like that.

Tinder Lines 3


Tinder Lines 1

They say you aren’t truly in love until you pop your lover’s pimples.

Tinder Lines 10

I disagree.

Tinder Lines 8

Assassins are sexy.

Tinder Lines 7

I think it is.

Tinder Lines 5


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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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