Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
I think the catch is that he didn’t say it had to be his semen, but I’m not sure what kind of pleasure he’d get from dumping someone else’s semen on Abby.
Alecia is always playing her games. What a bitch.
What an honest, stand-up guy, this Andy fellow.
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This is actually really beautiful…
Those were some booty-ful puns #LOL #BUTTSTUFF2014
That’s not very nice.
Two fists at a rapid pace? Sounds like a fucking boxing match down there. #BUTTSTUFF2014