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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 25

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abby

I think the catch is that he didn’t say it had to be his semen, but I’m not sure what kind of pleasure he’d get from dumping someone else’s semen on Abby.

alecia

Alecia is always playing her games. What a bitch.

andy

What an honest, stand-up guy, this Andy fellow.

blair

Wow…

chris

#RIPFratIguana #BUTTSTUFF2014

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erica

#BUTTSTUFF2014

hernando

This is actually really beautiful…

joella

Those were some booty-ful puns #LOL #BUTTSTUFF2014

karin

That’s not very nice.

liza

Two fists at a rapid pace? Sounds like a fucking boxing match down there. #BUTTSTUFF2014

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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