Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.

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At least he’s not pushy about it.

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RFM.

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I’m not even surprised that this worked. That’s a great line.

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The element of surprise was on his side.

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Me too, man. Me too.

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Easily my favorite submission I’ve gotten thus far.

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He knows what women want.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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Subtlety is this man’s forte.

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He has a point.

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I died at “That isn’t normally obvious.”

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Girl’s got jokes.

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Dude wants a tata casa.

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Tinder Claus is coming to poundtown.

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The moment liking is imperative.

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Chest hair braids do grow on you. Ba dum tss.

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If I was a girl that would be my ideal date.

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That’s how you ruin a successful opener.

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AEKDButtstuff

Check out the first two installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

The 18 Most Outrageous Tinder Pickup Lines You’ll Ever See

21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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