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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.

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At least he’s not pushy about it.

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RFM.

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I’m not even surprised that this worked. That’s a great line.

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The element of surprise was on his side.

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Me too, man. Me too.

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Easily my favorite submission I’ve gotten thus far.

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He knows what women want.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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Subtlety is this man’s forte.

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He has a point.

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I died at “That isn’t normally obvious.”

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Girl’s got jokes.

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Dude wants a tata casa.

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Tinder Claus is coming to poundtown.

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The moment liking is imperative.

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Chest hair braids do grow on you. Ba dum tss.

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If I was a girl that would be my ideal date.

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That’s how you ruin a successful opener.

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AEKDButtstuff

Check out the first two installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

The 18 Most Outrageous Tinder Pickup Lines You’ll Ever See

21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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