Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Dippin’ Dots: The ice cream of tonight
How does he know what she looks like grown up… #Conspiracy #Illuminati
What he’s trying to say is he’s a murderer.
Eric’s a forward thinker. The ladies respect that.
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I think his reason is that you told him he couldn’t. It’s called the “you won’t” defense and the Supreme Court ruled it admissible back in ’87.
It would have been rude of him to wait until he was done before replying. He didn’t want to keep her waiting.
It’s a TFM.