Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Tori packs a punch.
That’s better than most.
You don’t fuck with tradition.
He’s all about that nip life.
That’s a new one. I dig it.
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Not the answer she was hoping for.
Hanging out with this guy sounds like a hoot.
She is the poster child for daddy issues.
The classic “I was just kidding” defense. Works every time.