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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 32

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Is it because she is a midget or because she is orange? The world may never know.

Is it because she is a midget or because she is orange? The world may never know

A-WOOOOO-GA

A-WOOOOO-GA

Really wish he'd sent me more of this convo.

Really wish he’d sent me more of this convo.

She's doing everything possible to make sure things work out between them. What a keeper.

She’s doing everything possible to make sure things work out between them. What a keeper.

So beautiful.

So beautiful.

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I bet that'd make her jealous, too.

I bet that’d make her jealous, too.

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I bet she’s never gotten that one before…

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Pink sock! I wouldn’t google that with safesearch turned off if I were you.

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Is he implying that his uncle taught him a lot about sick, twisted BDSM sex? Because that would be a pretty weird thing for an uncle to do.

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That’s a fire line and you all know it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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