Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 33


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

Are name gags the new #BUTTSTUFF2015? This week makes a case.

Tinder Lines 2

Phenomenal opener. Textbook stuff here.

Tinder Lines 3

Great save.

Tinder Lines 4

Is the paper bag a dude or a chick? Need more info.

Tinder Lines 5


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Tinder Lines 6

Every guy does this, Lauren. Why do you think we all have Lifeproof cases? It’s not like I’m going to go scuba diving with my phone. It’s strictly a jizz protector.

Tinder Lines 7

Bitches love Pikachu.

Tinder Lines 8

Fratrick Henry. TFM.

Tinder Lines 9


Tinder Lines 10

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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