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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 34

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Clever girl… (If you get this reference you probably think I’m a genius right now)

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Jesus Christ, Bridgette…

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He’s very polite for a curb stomper.

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Looks like everything worked out alright for everybody here.

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I can’t be the only one who is curious what the size distribution is in this situation.

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Alrighty then.

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If he is going to continue stalking, he needs to invest in a better telescope. What’s the point if you aren’t going to go all in on it?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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