Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 35


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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#NAMEGAGS2015 #BUTTSTUFF2015 combo

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He’s right. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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I bet she Disney that one coming. #NAMEGAGS2015

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Stop wasting his time, Alden.

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When her image is blurred it kinda looks like a crotch shot, so I can see how this could’ve been doing it for him.

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I expect some better examples of #DISNEYSTUFF2015 to be left in the comments section.

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Take a bow, Lara. You’re a new fan favorite.

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It looks like he is reluctant yet willing. #NAMEGAGS2015

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He does a good job explaining the plight of America’s tugboat hands.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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