Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 4

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Nice Move

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

anne

This guy has more wheels than the car with which he ran over his dog.

Alisha

Notice the month gap – that’s key. Gives her time to come around.

Amber

Telling her what she doesn’t want to hear. It’s a TFM.

Aneesh

I’m interested in seeing how this line works for non-Indians.

ashley

Girls love when a man notices a change she makes.

Bridgette

I definitely did not try shooting the moon right after I received this submission…

Brittany

My couch is covered in semen and so am I. Am I doing it right?

chris

The winner of this batch.

emily

The return of butt stuff.

Giacomo

What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.

ian

I like to imagine Ian gives his matches a month and a half to respond to him, and then insults them as an act of revenge when they don’t.

Jeff

Some people wait a lifetime for “1 Moment” like this.

Kali

Can he?

katrina

I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

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Kaytlyn

Classic.

Kelly

He just wants to Clint Demp-see those titties. You can’t blame him.

kelsey

Very convincing.

Kylesfix

Though creeped out, I’d at least be interested enough to ask why I was assigned that specific task.

Maggie

Can’t believe she didn’t respond.

Marcus

He’s some sort of Tinder Tamagotchi.

Mina

Don’t worry, guys – she’s clean.

Olivia

Good guy kidnapper asks if you want to be kidnapped

Rachael

Yes you did.

Rayanne

#blessed

Sam

Like, both of you farting on her vag? That would require impossible flexibility or some sort of tube system.

tanveer

Now THAT’S romance.

tiffany

She’s DTA(DOTS): Down To Anal (Depending On The Situation)

tyler

She fell right into his trap.

tylersfix

Probably less than 50%.

Samantha

Ball’s in your court, Samantha.

Check out the first three installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

The 18 Most Outrageous Tinder Pickup Lines You’ll Ever See

21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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