Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 41


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

This is exactly how I imagine this goes down in a woman’s head.

Tinder Lines 2

R.I.P Camry, 2002-2015

Tinder Lines 3

Mother Goose, you dirty whore.

Tinder Lines 4

You’re gonna like it here, Kiersten (that one’s for you, Sward).

Tinder Lines 5

It’s gonna be like the end of Fargo up in this bitch.

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Tinder Lines 6

#BUTTSTUFF2015 returns.

Tinder Lines 7


Tinder Lines 8

Open up your mind, Kaci.

Tinder Lines 9

Interesting indeed.

Tinder Lines 10

He’s got game, y’all. Take notes.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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