Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 45


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

I hope she can get over the whole nose thing.

Tinder Lines 2

(Tube steak is a euphemism for his penis)

Tinder Lines 3


Tinder Lines 4

I don’t think she got the joke. Sounds like she’s from Terra Dumb, Indiana.

Tinder Lines 5

Authoritative. Aggressive. Exemplary.

Tinder Lines 6

I can’t read the name “Gina” as “Jeena.” I just can’t.

Tinder Lines 7


Tinder Lines 8


Tinder Lines 9

If she doesn’t wife him up, I will.

Tinder Lines 10

She’s down…?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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