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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 47

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

Addie is gonna get A D in HD.

Tinder Lines 2

Great line, man! Where’d you get it, a Seagram’s Escapes bottle?

Tinder Lines 3

“Adderall this time?” “Always.”

Tinder Lines 4

Persistence is key.

Tinder Lines 5

#BUTTSTUFF2015

Tinder Lines 6

This either ended very well or very poorly.

Tinder Lines 7

Guess I’m not able to help this dude out.

Tinder Lines 8

Give me an OTPHJ, one more time, with MEANING!!!

Tinder Lines 9

Well done.

Tinder Lines 10

#BUTTSTUFF2015 #NAMEGAGS2015

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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